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NEW! Dear Dumb Diary Special Edition
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Jamie Kelly
Best Friend: Isabella Best Enemy: Angeline (a.k.a. Princess Turd of Turdsylvania) Pet: Stinker, who is a beagle Hair color: Brownishly blond with brunette brownness, a.k.a. groundhog Favorite Activities: Writing in her dumb diary, not stalking Hudson Rivers Goals in Life: To possess and share the horrible contents of Angeline's permanent record with the world
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Stinker
• Jamie's moody beagle • Had Frantic Itchy Butt Disease, but it cleared up • Is often the victim of Jamie's annoyance, but gets revenge by eating her mythology report
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Eddy
• A.K.A. The Troll Cousin • Jamie's aunt's daughter's brother's nephew or something • Annoying little boy with a big head and sharp teeth • Allergic to strawberries • Has a permanently sticky face • Carries his Robot Avenger backpack everywhere
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Angeline
Best Friend: Everyone, against their will. Best Enemy: No one...not that anyone would admit it to her face, anyway. Hair color: Glorious Heavenly Sunshine Favorite Activities: Walking in slow motion, flashing blinding smiles, setting unlikely fashion trends Nicknames: Princess Turd of Turdsylvania, The Prettiest Girl in the World, Blondwad
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Isabelle
Best Friend: Jamie Best Enemy: Chapped lips Pet: Who needs a pet when you have a bunch of crazy brothers and sisters? Eye color: A piercing brown Favorite Activities: Obsessive tracker of loserdom and popularity Goal in Life: To never be blamed for anything, ever
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Hudson
Best Friend: Jamie hasn’t gathered this information yet. Give her a few more days of unintentionally walking by his house, looking exactly like someone who isn’t her. Best Enemy: Angeline, when he falls victim to her random acts of Beauty and turns into a drooling, staring zombie. Eye color: Some sort of puddle of color that melts hearts Hair color: A sparklingly masculine shade of brown Favorite Activities: Being cute and popular and wonderful in every way.
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Jim Benton
Jim Benton is a New York Times bestselling author and the creator of many licensed properties including It’s Happy Bunny. He’s created a kids’ tv series, designed clothing, and written books such as Franny K. Stein and the bestselling Dear Dumb Diary series. Jim lives in Michigan with his wife and kids. Visit him online at www.jimbenton.com.